Wednesday, November 11, 2015
New Hats, Plus Restocked Hoodies
Hello! It's me again, Derek. You may remember me from the other week, when I was guiltily addressing the fact that I have not written very many blog posts recently, and wondering what I should write about next. Well, I'm working on that! In fact, I hope to have a couple new blog posts very soon.
In the meantime, I'm happy to reveal that I have a new product in my webstore: hats! Yes, I took the "mash paddle pentagram" from my most popular t-shirt design, and had it transmogrified into hat form. Now you can take this very clever idea — again, mash paddles that form a pentagram — and put it on your head! Your head, being the most visible part of your body, will allow a maximum number of people to observe this new garment and its design which you have personally selected.
In addition to those hats, I have also restocked most of the t-shirt designs, as well as the "Black Metal Brett" hoodies. It is very soon going to be winter and thus a hoodie would be a very good idea, especially a hoodie as grim as this one.
Finally, thank you to everyone who has ordered my dumb merchandise so far! I greatly appreciate it. And I apologize for those times when it takes me a week or two to mail things out. Sometimes I can't keep up. Would anyone like to buy my webstore and t-shirt designs? You'd probably be much better at this than me. Urban Outfitters? You guys interested? Hot Topic? Old Navy?